Mike Will Appreciate This

The other day in my first hour class, while I was up teaching, a student was continuously making farting noises with his hand and arm pit. Quite a distraction. I asked him to stop, trying not to laugh at the distraught look he gave me. I went on teaching and a few seconds later heard it again. This time I told him that this is a no flatulence classroom. Completely flatulent free. Huh? When I told him the meaning of the word, the entire class laughed and now the one student thinks that I am about the greatest art teacher alive!